Just a quiet person who likes wine and sleep
Lucerys : I just ended a four year relationship.
Rhaena : I’m so sorry-
Lucerys : Oh, it wasn’t mine.
Lucerys : It was Aemond’s
Aemond : I hate you.
Lucerys : Why? I’m lovely
Lucerys : It’s pointless to count stars.
Aemond : It’s also pointless to count moles, and yet I know that you have 24 on your back and connecting them makes constellations.
Lucerys (whining) : This date is boring
Aemond (rolling his eyes) : This isn’t a date. I said I had to attend a meeting.
Lucerys: Then why did you invite me?
Aemond: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you told me “Fuck you, I do what I want whenever I want” and followed me.
Aegon: Do you miss our nephew?
Aemond: Sometimes… especially late at night, I remember how he used to turn to me and yelled “Aemond, go back your room!”
Aegon: …
I saw Aemond and Jace hugging. It shock me but then I was happy as it now meant that the two most important people of my life were finally getting along. And then I realize that they were choking each other and that makes much more sense.
-Lucerys Velaryon to Aegon Targaryen
Jace: Have you been yelled at by Luke yet?
Aemond: I’m not scared of him.
Jace: So that’s a no.
Therapist: So Aemond, let me see if I understand- Lucerys Velaryon is your crush, your nephew, your enemy, and your mutilator?
Aemond: Yes. Which is why I’m here. Everyone believes my obsession with him as reach a breaking point, and according to them too, he’s all I talk about.
Therapist: Ah-ha, but on top of all that Lucerys Velaryon is… he’s also your ex?
Aemond: Yup.
Therapist: May I ask how you two broke things off?
Aemond: The problem is that… Luke likes to say we are broken up when we’re not.
Lucerys (sighing) : For the last time, Aemond, we broke up because you block Jace and Joffrey for HUGGING ME!
Lucerys: Parents are such hypocrites!
Lucerys: Mother tells me I can’t date my own uncle or have more than one boyfriend, but she married her own UNCLE who’s her third HUSBAND!
Lucerys: Can’t she understand that I’m just following her footsteps in uncle fucking.
The poor bartender: …
Jacaerys: (sighing) We’ll take the whole bottle today.
